From a friend of mine about NJ:

I live in New Jersey. I curse.. a lot. I say "yo", and i say it often. I sure as hell don't pump my own gas. I know what real pizza tastes like, and i know that a bagel is much more than a fuckin roll with a hole in the middle. I can navigate a circle - with attitude. And yes it's a sub, not a hoagie, a grinder, or worse, a hero, and I wash it down with soda, not pop. Two words...mother fucker. I don't go to the beach - I go down the shore. And boardwalk brawls are just a part of the atmosphere. Yes, i have a dawg, and i drink cawfee. I know that 65mph really means 80. When someone cuts me off, they get the horn AND the finger and expect it. I'm from fuckin NEW JERSEY...how you like me now?